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When did you lose your virginity?
Rough sex or soft sex?
Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 
Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
Favourite sex position?
Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
Have you ever had any one night stands?
Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Have you ever been caught masturbating?
What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
How often do you have sex?
Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
Are you into dressing up for sex?
Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
Do you/would you use sex toys?
Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
Would you have sex with your best friend?
Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
Something that will never fail to get you horny?
Early morning sex or late night sex?
Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
Favourite body part on the same sex?
Do you watch porn?

iwantedtosee1picture:

frozenrevolutionary:

internalfrontierseternalidealist:

frozenrevolutionary:

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Great Britain and its politics never fails to amuse.

Sometimes I get sad. Then this comes across my dash again.

he’s an arse but sometimes he’s a funny arse.

calmingmanatee:

steelplatedhearts:

I made a series of Calming Bunnies (based off of the Calming Manatee meme) for my friend Gab, who isn’t a huge fan of manatees!

We can always use more bunnies, I think.

That awkward moment when the teacher tells you to grade someone’s homework and you can’t read their handwriting

sodamnrelatable:

and you’re just sitting there like

(More Funny Posts?!)

kittenball:

starkindustriesamm:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

the-consulting-timelady:

nathystranger:

“I AM ANGRY, SHORT, AND I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN YOU. RESPECT ME. STEVE. STEVE. STEVE.”

Oh god, Tony looks so fucking done. “I AM TONY FUCKING STARK. I SHOULD BE TALLER THAN ALL OF YOU. GODAMMIT. PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.”

PEPPER, GET ME A FOOTSTOOL.

I’LL GET YOU 12% OF A FOOTSTOOL.

REBLOGGING FOR THAT COMMENT OH GOD

kargu:

I did this so quickly. learned just today that 2 sexual assaults happened in my high school district while I was a sophomore… 2 years after they essentially taught us girls that if we got sexually assaulted, it was our fault. The principal tried to cover it up and the assaulter only got benched during the sport for a while. the victims got blamed and hurt by their peers. it’s what they were taught to do, anyways.

I feel too tired to move.

gothicsugar:

cool-jelly:

jdotslack:

feeling-salty:

I will never not reblog this, because it just gives me so many feels.

aww.

damn…

what do you mean drawn better thats the best fucking stickman ive ever seen fuck you

lol, that last comment

nitegnome:

my-chemical-romance-im-not-okay:

They look like they’re coming back from a failed family outing to the zoo or something.

Where Frank tried to jump on a rhino.

And Mikey, being the disgruntled adolescent, just loped around all day.

Ray wouldn’t shut up the whole time, and now Mama Gerard is in a ferocious strop and driving them home.

I will never be able to watch this video the same again. ever.

Mama Gerard

I should ask Mama Gerard where did she buy that BL/ind arbre magique…

“YOU KIDS…I SERIOUSLY CANNOT TAKE YOU ANYWHERE! I HOPE YOU’RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES! WE’RE NEVER GOING TO THE FUCKING ZOO AGAIN! YOU’RE THE REASON WE HAVE NO MONEY AND THE REASON ME AND YOUR FATHER HAVEN’T HAD SEX IN MONTHS! I DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU FUCKING KIDS - I WASH YOUR CLOTHES, CLEAN YOUR SHIT, MAKE YOUR PACKED LUNCHES FOR SCHOOL - AND YOU REPAY ME BY RIDING ON A FUCKING RHINO. NEXT TIME, I’M DRIVING YOU STRAIGHT TO THE ORPHANAGE!
OH, AND FRANK…YOU’RE ADOPTED.”

agentotter:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

#men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

MIND BLOWN